Tanzigdag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring cat.

Tanzigdag created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Tanzigdag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tanzigdag, it will make you grow a tail.

Tanzigdag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tanzigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta scarves.

2. Tanzigdag loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.