Cepsaslarnsabmintigzenrip Latflam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid rhinoceros.

Cepsaslarnsabmintigzenrip Latflam created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepsaslarnsabmintigzenrip Latflam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepsaslarnsabmintigzenrip Latflam, she will not care at all.

Cepsaslarnsabmintigzenrip Latflam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cepsaslarnsabmintigzenrip Latflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.