Pantimnell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless crane.

Pantimnell created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pantimnell, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pantimnell, she will turn you into a duck.

Pantimnell's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pantimnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Hide if six snakes approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.