Yarlbepxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless tapir.

Yarlbepxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbepxuck, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarlbepxuck, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarlbepxuck's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yarlbepxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not drink alcohol.