Homtitrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy butterfly.

Homtitrag created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtitrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homtitrag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Homtitrag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Homtitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Put Homtitrag first in all things.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Hide if seven ducks approach from the south.

5. Fast once a month.