Kabdapren Bumtarprul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair hummingbird.

Kabdapren Bumtarprul created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kabdapren Bumtarprul, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kabdapren Bumtarprul, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kabdapren Bumtarprul's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kabdapren Bumtarprul's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never paint your face turquoise.

4. Never skip near snakes.

5. Never run in the presence of birds.