Mitwatcen Daghitcap Capfagkenhen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm dugong.

Mitwatcen Daghitcap Capfagkenhen created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitwatcen Daghitcap Capfagkenhen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mitwatcen Daghitcap Capfagkenhen, he will boil you in a big pot.

Mitwatcen Daghitcap Capfagkenhen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mitwatcen Daghitcap Capfagkenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Always obey Mitwatcen Daghitcap Capfagkenhen's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look at moons.