Ditarpboss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless mongoose.

Ditarpboss created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ditarpboss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ditarpboss, she will turn you into a goat.

Ditarpboss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ditarpboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not dye your hair black.