Jatmilrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring bee.

Jatmilrip created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatmilrip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatmilrip, she will turn you into a dog.

Jatmilrip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jatmilrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jatmilrip.

5. Do not shave your arms.