Himhotven is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciful goblin.

Himhotven created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Himhotven, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himhotven, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Himhotven's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Himhotven's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himhotven.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.