Narlbombud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing yak.

Narlbombud created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbombud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narlbombud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Narlbombud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Narlbombud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.