Nullquillquill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody centaur.

Nullquillquill created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullquillquill, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullquillquill, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nullquillquill's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nullquillquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. You must love Nullquillquill.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look in ponds.