Fedhug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable swallow.

Fedhug created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhug, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedhug, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fedhug's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fedhug's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fedhug.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fedhug on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.