Camomttarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow ant.

Camomttarp created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Camomttarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Camomttarp, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Camomttarp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Camomttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Fast once a month.