Wikrennulbossyokdub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tranquil crab.

Wikrennulbossyokdub created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikrennulbossyokdub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wikrennulbossyokdub, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wikrennulbossyokdub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wikrennulbossyokdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not eat figs.