Dogsompag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying pig.

Dogsompag created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogsompag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dogsompag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dogsompag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dogsompag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Do not make images of living things.