Apphugveen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered chicken.

Apphugveen created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Apphugveen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Apphugveen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Apphugveen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Apphugveen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear fawn hats.