Tipfemdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust clam.

Tipfemdog created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfemdog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipfemdog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tipfemdog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tipfemdog's Holy Commandments

1. Tipfemdog loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never wear fawn rings.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.