Bestgudgid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent gerbil.

Bestgudgid created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestgudgid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestgudgid, he will turn you into a snail.

Bestgudgid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bestgudgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bestgudgid's priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestgudgid.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.