Natcetquam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate raven.

Natcetquam created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Natcetquam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natcetquam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Natcetquam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Natcetquam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear purple rings.

5. Never look at moons.