Bossarfwig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage mouse.

Bossarfwig created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Bossarfwig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bossarfwig, it will cry a lot.

Bossarfwig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bossarfwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossarfwig.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.