Gidgun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful wasp.

Gidgun created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidgun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gidgun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gidgun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gidgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Worship no other gods but Gidgun.