Bisstargcutlin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless snake.

Bisstargcutlin created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Bisstargcutlin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bisstargcutlin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bisstargcutlin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bisstargcutlin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always obey Bisstargcutlin's priests.

4. You must love Bisstargcutlin.

5. Do not commit murder.