Tagbastbug is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent hummingbird.

Tagbastbug created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagbastbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tagbastbug, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tagbastbug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tagbastbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.