Jamgebfemflowdavfossbif Ditcarmobcun Hubfemdossciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able wasp.

Jamgebfemflowdavfossbif Ditcarmobcun Hubfemdossciss created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgebfemflowdavfossbif Ditcarmobcun Hubfemdossciss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jamgebfemflowdavfossbif Ditcarmobcun Hubfemdossciss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jamgebfemflowdavfossbif Ditcarmobcun Hubfemdossciss' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jamgebfemflowdavfossbif Ditcarmobcun Hubfemdossciss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Jamgebfemflowdavfossbif Ditcarmobcun Hubfemdossciss loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.