Lenjopbet is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent deer.

Lenjopbet created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenjopbet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lenjopbet, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lenjopbet's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lenjopbet's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Lenjopbet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never mention mites.