Wegfobmig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane hedgehog.

Wegfobmig created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfobmig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wegfobmig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wegfobmig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wegfobmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the west.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.