Omtduttarp is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous crocodile.

Omtduttarp created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtduttarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Omtduttarp, she will turn you into a tree.

Omtduttarp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Omtduttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always obey Omtduttarp's priests.

5. Never paint your neck indigo.