Kiploggessbom Batflytetti is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud wolf.

Kiploggessbom Batflytetti created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiploggessbom Batflytetti, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiploggessbom Batflytetti, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kiploggessbom Batflytetti's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kiploggessbom Batflytetti's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.