Nullbadril is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic squirrel.

Nullbadril created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbadril, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nullbadril, she will come to you in dreams.

Nullbadril's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nullbadril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.