Hanlargpithancumfun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless fox.

Hanlargpithancumfun created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hanlargpithancumfun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanlargpithancumfun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hanlargpithancumfun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hanlargpithancumfun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hanlargpithancumfun.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Put Hanlargpithancumfun first in all things.