Hancanshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome bat.

Hancanshav created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancanshav, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hancanshav, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hancanshav's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hancanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.