Artriglad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless skunk.

Artriglad created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Artriglad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artriglad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Artriglad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Artriglad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Artriglad first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.