Cidbedged is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cidbedged created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbedged, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cidbedged, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cidbedged's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cidbedged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never look at black holes.