Bidgiljipquill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced rat.

Bidgiljipquill created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidgiljipquill, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidgiljipquill, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bidgiljipquill's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bidgiljipquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Bidgiljipquill loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear jumpers.