Danhabzig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise salamander.

Danhabzig created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Danhabzig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Danhabzig, it will cry a lot.

Danhabzig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Danhabzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.