Niglabdin Femhimlarpsug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Niglabdin Femhimlarpsug created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Niglabdin Femhimlarpsug, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Niglabdin Femhimlarpsug, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Niglabdin Femhimlarpsug's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Niglabdin Femhimlarpsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Niglabdin Femhimlarpsug on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sing in the presence of otters.

5. Never pour water over plants.