Volsidbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humane seal.

Volsidbab created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Volsidbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Volsidbab, he will turn you into a rock.

Volsidbab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Volsidbab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Run away from fawn aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about otters.