Stipsawmil Fliglentikfarncimcentin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil dingo.

Stipsawmil Fliglentikfarncimcentin created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsawmil Fliglentikfarncimcentin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipsawmil Fliglentikfarncimcentin, it will not invite you to parties.

Stipsawmil Fliglentikfarncimcentin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Stipsawmil Fliglentikfarncimcentin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Always look after injured turtles.