Sinlopliprapfenbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic lobster.

Sinlopliprapfenbut created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinlopliprapfenbut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinlopliprapfenbut, he will be very sad.

Sinlopliprapfenbut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sinlopliprapfenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.