Sidkenfagrowsistambarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm beaver.

Sidkenfagrowsistambarn created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkenfagrowsistambarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidkenfagrowsistambarn, she will remove you from existence.

Sidkenfagrowsistambarn's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sidkenfagrowsistambarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sidkenfagrowsistambarn on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear yellow trousers.

5. Never mention aardvarks.