Fadflangeb Xincabfet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm whale.

Fadflangeb Xincabfet created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadflangeb Xincabfet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadflangeb Xincabfet, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fadflangeb Xincabfet's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fadflangeb Xincabfet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadflangeb Xincabfet.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Worship no other gods but Fadflangeb Xincabfet.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.