Hitguthon Daplisthim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking eagle.

Hitguthon Daplisthim created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Hitguthon Daplisthim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitguthon Daplisthim, he will manifest in front of you.

Hitguthon Daplisthim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hitguthon Daplisthim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. You must pray to Hitguthon Daplisthim six times a day.

5. Always help sick rats.