Bugxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful otter.

Bugxuck created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Bugxuck, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bugxuck, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bugxuck's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bugxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear scarves.