Lopfossdav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, egotistical scorpion.

Lopfossdav created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopfossdav, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lopfossdav, he will torture you forever.

Lopfossdav's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lopfossdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.