Lunyamcad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent donkey.

Lunyamcad created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Lunyamcad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lunyamcad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lunyamcad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lunyamcad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Lunyamcad's priests.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.