Omtmumfut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless tortoise.

Omtmumfut created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtmumfut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtmumfut, she will laugh at you.

Omtmumfut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Omtmumfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Omtmumfut on top of important buildings.