Tipzenfut is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish
squid.
Tipzenfut created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipzenfut, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Tipzenfut, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Tipzenfut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Tipzenfut's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never eat grapes.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not dye your hair yellow.
5. Fast once a month.