Tipzenfut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish squid.

Tipzenfut created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipzenfut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tipzenfut, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tipzenfut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tipzenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Fast once a month.
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