Pinmigsad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring octopus.

Pinmigsad created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinmigsad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinmigsad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pinmigsad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pinmigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.