Bifrigjon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing octopus.

Bifrigjon created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifrigjon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bifrigjon, it will strike you with lightening.

Bifrigjon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bifrigjon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Put Bifrigjon first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bifrigjon.
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